Real Life: Saga of the Cement Tush

We’ve all had those “my ass is dragging days” but a South Florida woman recently found out why she was feeling so poorly.

The AP reports that as part of a plan to gain employment at a “nightclub” she decided that her tush could be improved with the addition of a few curves.

Enter one Oneal Ron Morris, a man who self identifies as a woman who also self identifies as a physician.  While his qualifications for the former may be subject to one’s notions of the fairer sex, they are clearly lacking in the latter case.

“Dr.” Morris proceeded to inject his guileless patient in the backside with a combination of cement, mineral oil and flat tire sealant.

It hurt, to which Dr. Morris blithely replied, “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll be fine.  We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.”

It deserves to be mentioned at this point that in the best medical “watch one/do one/teach one” tradition, Ms. Oneal previously performed the procedure on herself.  

In an odd twist, the patient was reportedly referred to the good doctor by a friend.  Friend, indeed.

Scalpel…forceps…trowel.

 

Credits:  AP and Amazon.com

2 Comments

  • Betty_Boobs says:

    That surely is one big booty, with a side note . . .heavy butt, your breaking my back to name just a few. groan. roflmao

  • Mike says:

    As much as I hate to make the poor unfortunate patient the “butt” of any jokes…. this in many way reminds me of the King of the Hill episode where Hank’s lack of cushion caused him a medical problem… the ensuing jokes regarding a “Prosthetic Posterior”, “Phoney Fanny” was hilarious… needless to say the quesiton left.. Does art imitate life.. or Life Imitate Art

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