We’ve all had those “my ass is dragging days” but a South Florida woman recently found out why she was feeling so poorly.
Enter one Oneal Ron Morris, a man who self identifies as a woman who also self identifies as a physician. While his qualifications for the former may be subject to one’s notions of the fairer sex, they are clearly lacking in the latter case.
“Dr.” Morris proceeded to inject his guileless patient in the backside with a combination of cement, mineral oil and flat tire sealant.
It hurt, to which Dr. Morris blithely replied, “Oh, don’t worry, you’ll be fine. We just keep injecting you with the stuff and it all works itself out.”
In an odd twist, the patient was reportedly referred to the good doctor by a friend. Friend, indeed.
Credits: AP and Amazon.com