HO, HO, HO: The Crucified, Death’s Head Santa

 

Christmas will never be the same again.

Loudoun County, Virginia, residents, some of them anyway, are up in arms over the appearance of a “Claustumed” skeleton with his arm casually draped over a wooden cross on the grounds of their County Courthouse.

There’s been “hell to pay” with charges that it is an attack on Christianity and spirituality, generally.  In fact, this rather grisly icon of Christmas Past has been the subject of repeated attempts to deface or remove it.

Amidst all the indignation about a skull, a cross and some bones, Claus himself has reacted with his legendary aplomb to the suggestion of  his early demise.

An elf speaking off-the-record cautiously revealed that Claus had got quite a ho, ho, ho out of the notion that he would ever be that svelte, even in death.

As to the purported rationale for the work, that it was a visual representation of the over-commercialization of Christmas, Claus mused that he “…Had seen it all before…  You folks want your gods but you also want your gifts–now, which is it?”

And of the use of the cross and the implications thereof, he said, with that priceless twinkle in his eye,  that he would have much preferred a manger as it would have offered a place to rest.

Then, shushing the chattering elves, he ambled back to work.

 

Sources: Washington Post, off-the-record elf and the Big Guy, himself.

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Eric Lamar
On Justification: Equality, Scripture & Politics
I marvel at your ability to entirely miss the point. I did not choose those verses. They were chosen by the supporters of slavery to justify their actions. Does the historical truth offend you so?
2015-06-28 01:41:06
Smiles
On Justification: Equality, Scripture & Politics
You two do realize that exodus and Leviticus is pretty much a history lesson for the days of Moses. People had different rules and lived in a time far gone by. I don't know what kind of Christian people you two deal with but as a Christian who grew up attending and currently still attends…
2015-06-28 00:47:28
Eric Lamar
On Justification: Equality, Scripture & Politics
Thank you,Tim. Eric
2015-06-27 21:27:36
Tim McMenamin
On Justification: Equality, Scripture & Politics
Eric my Brother, I agree with your comparison of slavery and LGBTQ rights. Because you were trying to show how the Rethuglicans were using the bible to justify LGBTQ discrimination, when the bible also justified slavery. Blair the LGBTQ community or "the gays" as you referred to are not using bullying tactics, they were demanding…
2015-06-27 21:06:41
Eric Lamar
On Justification: Equality, Scripture & Politics
"Why do you continue to put two different things together to make a point. " B- It's a fairly common practice, actually. It's called "comparison." Here's a definition which may help you: "the act of suggesting that two or more things are similar or in the same category" Your most humble and obedient servant, Eric
2015-06-27 15:26:57
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