HO, HO, HO: The Crucified, Death’s Head Santa

 

Christmas will never be the same again.

Loudoun County, Virginia, residents, some of them anyway, are up in arms over the appearance of a “Claustumed” skeleton with his arm casually draped over a wooden cross on the grounds of their County Courthouse.

There’s been “hell to pay” with charges that it is an attack on Christianity and spirituality, generally.  In fact, this rather grisly icon of Christmas Past has been the subject of repeated attempts to deface or remove it.

Amidst all the indignation about a skull, a cross and some bones, Claus himself has reacted with his legendary aplomb to the suggestion of  his early demise.

An elf speaking off-the-record cautiously revealed that Claus had got quite a ho, ho, ho out of the notion that he would ever be that svelte, even in death.

As to the purported rationale for the work, that it was a visual representation of the over-commercialization of Christmas, Claus mused that he “…Had seen it all before…  You folks want your gods but you also want your gifts–now, which is it?”

And of the use of the cross and the implications thereof, he said, with that priceless twinkle in his eye,  that he would have much preferred a manger as it would have offered a place to rest.

Then, shushing the chattering elves, he ambled back to work.

 

Sources: Washington Post, off-the-record elf and the Big Guy, himself.

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David R. Anders
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It is late so good night Eric.
2015-09-01 02:56:00
David R. Anders
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The issue is not for me to be required to prove you are wrong but for you to prove that what you say is true. So far you have not. You are the one making the statements....not me! If you cannot prove what you say, I can only assume that your accusations are not true.…
2015-09-01 02:53:55
Eric Lamar
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I love how you and your's accuse me of a lack of factual information and then say things like this: "in some ways I almost feel sorry for you but you are bringing this on yourself. A person so stricken with hate and resentment as you are lives a sorry existence. As I mentioned before,…
2015-09-01 01:22:41
David R. Anders
IAFF-MDA: To Fund a Narcissist
Eric, I just got back to my computer. I must admit I baited you some for an answer because I was not completely sure what you called being on the GP tit. Now I know. I did get some assignments for three years or so while I was President of the PFFPNC but I stepped…
2015-09-01 00:24:35
Eric Lamar
IAFF-MDA: To Fund a Narcissist
It's Eric, again, Dave. It has been several hours since I asked about how much you received from your unique and special deal with Harold Schaitberger. I haven't heard back from you. If you were not getting a special deal straight from the Schaitberger bosom please let me know. Thanks.
2015-08-31 21:23:53
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