The Incredible Shrinking Weenie
Any list of the least credible information sources would undoubtedly include Italian researchers and, of course, our own Rush. In fact, that may be the only match-up where Italians come out first.
It seems that the Italians have been researching the size of the male sexual organ, hard work if you can get it, and have determined that it has shrunk in size 10% over the last 50 years. (Though it’s not clear, I assume they mean newly arriving penises are smaller rather than losing what I already have, though I am sure there is a medication for that, too.)
According to Rush, they cite air pollution as the reason though he is inclined to blame it on “feminazis”, presumably women who exhibit ability outside the kitchen or the bedroom.
At long last, a reason to be over 50.