General George Washington on Traitor Benedict Arnold
Damn that Arnold, traitor turn-coat, left wife behind too, no worry-we will treat her well–pretty young thing. SO SAD!
Adams to Jefferson on Missing His Inauguration
Tommy, skipping the big “do”, catching early stage to Philly, give Sally a kiss and my best to the kiddies. DRESS WARM!
Lincoln on McClellan
Said to “Little Mac” may I borrow your army as you’re not using it? He said horses tired, I said what have they possibly done to be tired? DO SOMETHING!
Truman on MacArthur Firing
Fired Doug today–told that old emperor twice–only one prez, (me.) Can’t teach old dog new tricks. BUCK STOPS HERE!
Eisenhower to Orville Faubus During Little Rock Crisis
Orv, you son-of-a-bitch–double-crossed me–bad move–Remember Normandy? Shoulda let the kids go to school. Can you say 82ND AIRBORNE?
Nixon on the death of J. Edger Hoover
Bob says J Edgar found dead in jammies– “Jesus Christ, that old cocksucker!”
George H.W. Bush on Puppies
“Let me give you a little serious political advice. One single word. Puppies. Worth the points.”
Clinton on Oral Sex
She asked how is it, I said it depends what is is, I DID NOT HAVE SEX WITH THAT WOMAN!